I Have 90 Billion Licking Gold / 我有九百亿舔狗金 / Wo You Jiu Bai Yi Tian Gou Jin / 90 Billion Simp Money / My 90 Billion Simping Fund / 900亿舔狗金

What happens when three years of devotion gets you nothing but a heartbreak and the cold shoulder? For Chen Yuan, it was the start of a legendary glow-up. After being dumped and humiliated by his so-called goddess, he hits rock bottom, only to have his life flipped upside down by the mysterious Simping Fund System. Suddenly, he has nine quadrillion dollars at his fingertips—the kind of wealth that could buy the world—but there is a catch. He can only spend it on women.

Most guys would crumble under the pressure of being a professional simp, but Chen Yuan is built different. He realizes that if he is going to play the game, he might as well be the one holding the deck. With an infinite war chest, he flips the script on every goddess who ever looked down on him. Why chase when you can make them line up? Watch as he transforms from a college loser into a wealthy powerhouse, proving that money really can buy happiness, or at the very least, a whole lot of sweet, sweet revenge. This is a wild, hilarious ride through the world of high-stakes spending where the tables are turned in the most satisfying way possible. Prepare yourself for the ultimate power fantasy where the only thing deeper than his pockets is his newfound confidence.

system, comedy, romance, slice of life, revenge, harem, rich protagonist, leveling up, webtoon, urban fantasy